Height: 5'3" (with arms in air and platform shoes on feet)
Weight: Who knows? He's throwing it around all the time.
Hair color: Black - frequently styled in an UN-fashionable bouffant-style "up-do"
Bad Habits: Drinking Hennessy VSOP with his corrupt political allies - that is, when he's not kidnapping film directors and their girlfriends.
Famous quote: "I know I'm an object of criticism in the world, but if I am being talked about, I must be doing the right things".
Wanted for: Holding Asia hostage while he tries to show the rest of the world how big his penis is. In short: for being a Thermonuclear Dickweed.
Kim Jong-Il ... not only are you one ugly fucker, but you need The Beats!
